Maybe I have a celebrity crush on Craig Ferguson. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he has a revolutionary war "JOIN or DIE" tattoo. If you're going to get a tattoo, that's a pretty good way to go. What's more hardcore than the revolution? That's right, nothing. I'd like to insert a shout out to John Adams here. Word.
And he's Scottish.
And one day, instead of his regular monologue, he did this.
