Friday, June 17, 2011

I went on a date tonight. It ended with this exchange:

Me: "So if I ever decide to become a mass murderer, I'm set"
Him: "Yup, well, good night!"

(We were talking about my trunk- it's huge)

I don't know why I say the things I do.
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2 comments:

  1. KIA ORAJune 23, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    So he was intimidated by the size of your trunk...it happens. PS Tessa was telling me about your post and said, 'she has a great sense of humor and if he couldn't handle that he doesn't deserve her.' WORD

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  2. JessicaJune 24, 2011 at 8:25 AM

    Just a not- this exchange *may* have been edited for added drama- he was the one who brought up mass murderers and my trunk, and we *were* in the process of saying goodbye so it might have been kind of normal that he just walked away after that.

    But it's so much funnier when you don't know that. And thanks Tessa!

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