So I was rereading an old post and I said I would post a video of Madea's crazy version of the bible when I found one. Well I found on, but it's not actually from the movie ("I can do bad all by myself") but from a play. So it's not quite as good, but I love the flow from story to story. watch it here!

Why do I have two blogs?! WHY?!?!?!

Dear What Not to Wear:

I'm REALLY glad you're starting a new season. I was getting really tired of watching the weepy ballerina episode over and over again. Some comments:

Stacy, lay off the Mystic Tan. Or, if you refuse, wear a darker shade of lipstick.

Clinton, I want to hug you and then pinch your cheeks. Never change.

Ted, I miss Nick. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!

Carmindy, "tooken" is most decidedly not a word.

I just saw a commercial that quotes a review that called Twilight "the most romantic movie of the year."

What was this writer thinking? Seriously? Since when are stalking and staring creepily and looking like you're always in pain romantic? Exactly, THEY'RE NOT.

The most romantic movie of the year was, obviously, Bright Star.

Love, love, LOVE this coat from eshakti.com. Why don't I have more money?!

I'll accept your donations. Thank you.