Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Sooooo.....

This is fascinating. Apparently my dad is involved in a massive conspiracy by the military to foce people to get divorced because it's cheaper for them to support singles than families. Apparently the military, in this vast divorce scheme, saves "1/2 million dollars per family." It's very professional. It's an insanely long, detailed, and hard to understand website/conspiracy theory put together by a man who was married to a woman who served under my dad a few years ago. Apparently my dad was extremely unethical in the way he attempted to legally protect this woman and her child from this clearly insane man. Really, pretty much all my dad did it looks like was write this man a letter asking him not to attempt to visit his wife at the office or on base because he was incredibly disruptive. And also, look at the pictures on the front page. He. Is. Crazy. I would send him a smarmy email, but he clearly wouldn't understand normal English, and on top of all his other madness, would probably try to kill me. ANYways, that's all.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Seriously? You made it this far?

If you know me, you may know that bad spelling is one of my pet peeves. Today I remembered something that really reheheally bothers me. Misspelling ritalin.

You made it out of high school. You're attending a 4-year school. You've probably been on ritalin before. You're studying psychology for heaven's sake. You're going to be prescribing it for the rest of your life. So, pray tell, why do rely on a pseudo punk/emo band for your spelling of one of the most oft-prescribed drugs in the country? Please, I'm desperate to know!